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Breaking News. President Bush traveled out of this world without his medicines.
Congressional investigation pending. “Much ado about nothin’!!!” Fox Noise Networks claims.
In a televised speech in Australia, President Bush seemed to be very thankful to the Australian Prime minister John Howard “for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit” and for the service his “Austrian troops” provide in Iraq. Unfortunately, his medicines were at home, and he did not realized that Australia was hosting the Asian-Pacific Economic Co-operation (APEC) forum, and that the Australian Prime Minister have no authority over the Austrian troops (which may, or may not have been in Iraq at all, but that is besides the point). In a true Mr. Magoo moment, according to CBCNEWS, “He [Bush] strode away from the lectern on a path that would have sent him over a steep drop. Howard and others redirected him to centre stage [HOW UNFORTUNATE, I THINK], where there were steps leading down to the floor of the theatre.”
Earlier during his visit, according to the Sydney Morning Herald of Australia, the president gave a more-to-the-point assessment of Iraq to Australia Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile (or to whom Bush refers as “what is his name Deputy Minister”). “We are kicking ass” Bush said to what-is-his-name after he was asked about his trip to Iraq. White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino would not confirm or deny the comment, but noted the President’s correct usage of the English language, “He said ‘We ARE kicking ass’ NOT ‘We IS kicking ass’ as some anti-American news organizations would make you believe”. I say bravo to Dana Perino.
In other Developments, Britney Spears is opening a day-care center for the rich. Dan Quayle and President Bush will confront each other on National Television to debate the English language. Gustavo will take a much needed nap.
Congressional investigation pending. “Much ado about nothin’!!!” Fox Noise Networks claims.
In a televised speech in Australia, President Bush seemed to be very thankful to the Australian Prime minister John Howard “for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit” and for the service his “Austrian troops” provide in Iraq. Unfortunately, his medicines were at home, and he did not realized that Australia was hosting the Asian-Pacific Economic Co-operation (APEC) forum, and that the Australian Prime Minister have no authority over the Austrian troops (which may, or may not have been in Iraq at all, but that is besides the point). In a true Mr. Magoo moment, according to CBCNEWS, “He [Bush] strode away from the lectern on a path that would have sent him over a steep drop. Howard and others redirected him to centre stage [HOW UNFORTUNATE, I THINK], where there were steps leading down to the floor of the theatre.”
Earlier during his visit, according to the Sydney Morning Herald of Australia, the president gave a more-to-the-point assessment of Iraq to Australia Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile (or to whom Bush refers as “what is his name Deputy Minister”). “We are kicking ass” Bush said to what-is-his-name after he was asked about his trip to Iraq. White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino would not confirm or deny the comment, but noted the President’s correct usage of the English language, “He said ‘We ARE kicking ass’ NOT ‘We IS kicking ass’ as some anti-American news organizations would make you believe”. I say bravo to Dana Perino.
In other Developments, Britney Spears is opening a day-care center for the rich. Dan Quayle and President Bush will confront each other on National Television to debate the English language. Gustavo will take a much needed nap.
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